Monday, August 22, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Hammer and Default #1
Default: No one has seen the scissors in like, a month.
Hammer: That probably means that they're in my room.
Default: . . . I'm not going to ask.
Hammer: I probably needed to open something.
Default: Your legs?
Hammer: That probably means that they're in my room.
Default: . . . I'm not going to ask.
Hammer: I probably needed to open something.
Default: Your legs?
Blondie and Hammer #2
Hammer: I just really wish my period would come already.
Blondie: Maybe if you wish hard enough, you'll get an elipsis. And then you'll have period after period after period.
Blondie: Maybe if you wish hard enough, you'll get an elipsis. And then you'll have period after period after period.
Text from Hammer to Default #1
I apologize in advance if there are rhinestones in the shower.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Blondie and Hammer #1
Hammer: Did you just kiss my head?
Blondie: I just kissed whatever you put in front of my face.
Blondie: I just kissed whatever you put in front of my face.
Text from Outlaw to Default #1
I meant to accomplish important and profound things today; instead I railed a random.
Blondie and Default #2
Blondie: He can also make a fist with his foot.
Default: That's a handy skill to have, in case he's ever in a fight and both of his hands are broken.
Default: That's a handy skill to have, in case he's ever in a fight and both of his hands are broken.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Blondie and Default #1
Blondie: My internet is being a whore.
Default: No, if it was being a whore it would be easier to use.
Default: No, if it was being a whore it would be easier to use.
House Rule #7
Outlaw and Ginger V. aren't allowed to leave.
House Rule #6
Beer Street Emergency: When a member of the household needs to talk about something serious with the other members of the house, whether they are in need of advice or simply venting, they text "Beer Street Emergency" to all members. If members are scattered outside of the house, instructions will be texted informing everyone who to call in order to receive an update. All available members MUST respond to a Beer Street Emergency.
House Rule #4
Mortal Kombat: When a member of the house has brought back a "friend", and they are approaching the moment of climax, they must shout out, "Mortal Kombat!" Whoever is in the house and hears this must rush to the door where the act is taking place and shout out, "Finish him/her!"
House Rule #3
Beer Street is like Vegas: What happens here stays here.
House Rule #2
If you leave booze at the house, it will not be here when you return. There is no reimbursement for guests.
House Rule #1
Never refuse a first drink at Beer Street.
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